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[Jul. 20th, 2008|12:23 am] |
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Wait, they don't love you like I love you. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|12:24 am] |
I have a mangina!
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Ha ha!
Made you say that in your brain! |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|12:39 am] |
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I'm going to write a book about the rules of dating. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|12:44 am] |
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i wish i could lose twelve pounds in the next week and a half. that'd be kinda amazing. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|01:26 am] |
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Why would she say, 'ship ship ship ship'? |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|02:22 am] |
http://vimeo.com/1364811
music video to the song "Heath Ledger (Why'd You Have to Go?)"
This song was recorded by a casual acquaintance my man used to hang out with at punk rock shows & jam with sometimes.
It's funny. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|04:56 am] |
I really really hope I don't have to go into work tomorrow.
I cannot stand looking at underwear anymore. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|10:15 am] |
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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|11:14 am] |
| [ | music |
| | Stephen Wright - I still hve a pony | ] |
I go to the supermarket and see that guy pushing thirty shopping carts across the carpark. I feel this rage building inside me at the injustice of it all and can't stop myself yelling, "HEY! SOMEBODY MIGHT WANNA USE ONE OF THOSE!" |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|12:01 pm] |
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Is anyone here a lawyer, or a law student? I need some help with something... (No, I'm not in trouble, it's just research. Honest..) |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|12:48 pm] |
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I wonder if I can be happy for her. She is my friend and all. But she happens to be living the life I want. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|02:21 pm] |
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Man I'm on Turok 2 mode right now! |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|02:44 pm] |
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| | desk | ] |
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| [ | music |
| | FAILblog.com | ] |
hey guys -
so, if one of you buy me one of these, i'll be your BFFL!!!
honest and for true...
get two.
one for me and one for you.
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|02:56 pm] |
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At the very end of the song "Ghetto Superstar" Doesn't it sound like "ODB" is reciting his vowels?! I swear he goes "Aaaaaaaaaaaa Eeeeeeeeeeeeee Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"....What about O and U huh...They have feelings to!!!! |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|03:26 pm] |
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| | teenage mutant ninja turtles | ] |
NOODLES!!! |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|03:35 pm] |
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England stink at cricket :( |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|04:07 pm] |
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God bless Elmore Leonard; a writer for people who think alliteration makes you dizzy and adjectives should be used as sparingly as Marmite. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|05:14 pm] |
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You dress in the manner of a male prostitute. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|05:19 pm] |
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Genetically, you are a culdesac |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|05:31 pm] |
he forgot the coffee this morning.
it's true.
i am a more miserable person without coffee first thing. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|06:57 pm] |
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The Dark Knight was bad ass! |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|08:01 pm] |
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apparently America's Got Talent. Who knew? |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|08:03 pm] |
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I was run over by the truth one day. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|08:55 pm] |
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No wonder they were scared; look at the size of it! |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|09:13 pm] |
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today was a bored day but i really want a slim jim |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|09:45 pm] |
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I'm always changing my mind so even when I've made it up I don't trust it. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|09:49 pm] |
so I've been in a taco bell induced coma for the last hour.
neverrrrr again!!! |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|09:54 pm] |
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i love the weepies! :D |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|09:54 pm] |
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Yes sir, sorry sir, won't happen again sir, I like your tie sir, matches your eyes sir. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|09:56 pm] |
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You mean you gotta use your hands? That's a babie's toy! |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|10:13 pm] |
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Dear Jessie from Big Brother:
Please don't wave your arms so wildly when you win competitions. If the world accidentally rolls off of your shoulders, we will all die.
Sincerely,
The Little People |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|10:36 pm] |
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I love the lightning. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 20th, 2008|10:37 pm] |
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ow my lungs *wheeze* every pack of cigarettes that I've bought in the past week has been stale. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|10:49 pm] |
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You know, it doesn't make sense, but it's a helluva lot faster than a segway. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|11:14 pm] |
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I chipped my glasses and it's pretty goddamn annoying. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|11:23 pm] |
"I cried for you, baby : now it's your turn; you can cry a while."
The semi-colon is the Lord Voldemort of the punctuation world. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|11:41 pm] |
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I have a sinus cold. |
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